these fucking things
Fun fact there things were recalled for causing “eye injuries, including scratched corneas and incidents of temporary blindness, broken teeth, a mild concussion, a broken rib, and facial lacerations that required stitches.”
these things were the fucking best
HOW THE SHIT DID SOMEONE BREAK THEIR FUCKING RIB
The dude asking how you break a rib clearly never had one of these motherfuckers launched at them at point-blank range. I’ve been hit in the abdomen with a frisbee golf disc and a skydancer and I’d take the goddamned frisbee over that shit.
Skydancers were glorious weapons of mass destruction in their prime.
I still have two sitting on my dresser in case someone needs to be SKYDANCER WHIPPED.
I had these as a kid and I loved them. I just always ducked when they came back to me.
(Source: raffaroffa, via hummingbird-hooligan)
I’m almost done with EMT school, and I can verify this 100%. We don’t give a shit what you’ve taken or how illegal it may be. We want to know what and how much so we can save your ass. Unless its directly related to a crime scene in some way, we don’t tell.
It makes me enraged and also deeply saddened that the police state has become so entwined with every aspect of our lives that people are afraid to tell the truth to people trying to render them with emergency care. We’ve broken ourselves.
Boost because everyone should know!!!
No one cares what you do in your personal like … They just want to help you.
Honestly I get why Disney turned most of the female characters male in Frozen. I mean let's be honest. If they were all female it would be a pretty boring movie, honestly speaking. It's sorta unfortunate but the fact is, without the drive of male characters, stories generally just sort of meander aimlessly.
RIIIIIGHT because females only gain agency through male involvement.
The movie would quickly lose direction without a large male role.
I mean, it’s not like anything interesting has EVER happened to girls.
You also don’t want to name a film AFTER a female character because then how would it ever do well with both general audiences?
Honestly, you’re right. The film would turn into nothing but two hours of girls braiding each other’s hair and other girly things because that’s all those silly girls are ever capable of. Hahaha! Girls!
I can only hope that in someday in the future girls evolve to be interesting enough to have more expansive roles in films.